We are a fun-loving, sex-positive couple who mocks decorum. He's a laid-back, soft-spoken dive instructor and she's an irreverent, mouthy bitch who likes to laugh and have fun. We rule the Chicago swinger scene and are very open about our lifestyle in public. We are educated, intelligent, mostly irreverent, very considerate, seriously liberal urban hippies. We are the least materialistic people you will ever meet, but we enjoy rich people if they are smart and can make us laugh. We are sex-positive (ridiculously open-minded in that area) and we don't mind rednecks if they are fit, smart and have all their teeth. We are not into sports and we don't watch mainstream media. But we LOVE Tosh.o!
We host the Chicago Swinger Salon (look us up) and we used to be "The Swingers" speakers for Northwestern University's Human Sexuality Class (three years in a row) until our idiot ex-roommate got the damn class canceled for demonstrating a "fucksaw" in front of the students.
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Gender Status:
Playful Couple
Location
Chicago, Illinois
Interests
Diving, motorcycles, cats, in-line skating, dancing, drinking and fun fun fun
Lifestyle Status
Open Relationship (if we like you)
I Live In:
Chicago
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My Boat Is A:
I don't have a boat. Don't even have a car.
My Boat Is A
I Don't Own A Boat
My Dive Platform Is
I Have No Boat, So No Dive Platform,
I Don't Have A Boat, BUT...
We're witty, pretty and can make you laugh. We will also give you $$$
To Any Boat Captain That Will Host Me, To Help Towards Their Fuel & Expenses, I Will Donate: