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Ultimates

Member Since 09 Dec 2006
Offline Last Active Aug 21 2014 11:09 PM
We can't wait for the December Regatta! Updated 27 Nov · 1 comments
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About Me

  • We are a fun-loving, sex-positive couple who mocks decorum. He's a laid-back, soft-spoken dive instructor and she's an irreverent, mouthy bitch who likes to laugh and have fun. We rule the Chicago swinger scene and are very open about our lifestyle in public. We are educated, intelligent, mostly irreverent, very considerate, seriously liberal urban hippies. We are the least materialistic people you will ever meet, but we enjoy rich people if they are smart and can make us laugh. We are sex-positive (ridiculously open-minded in that area) and we don't mind rednecks if they are fit, smart and have all their teeth. We are not into sports and we don't watch mainstream media. But we LOVE Tosh.o!
  • We host the Chicago Swinger Salon (look us up) and we used to be "The Swingers" speakers for Northwestern University's Human Sexuality Class (three years in a row) until our idiot ex-roommate got the damn class canceled for demonstrating a "fucksaw" in front of the students.

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  • Active Posts 73
  • Profile Views 5,372
  • Member Title Naked Party Animal
  • Age Age Unknown
  • Birthday Birthday Unknown
  • Gender Status
    Not Telling C
  • Gender Status:
    Playful Couple
  • Location
    Chicago, Illinois
  • Interests
    Diving, motorcycles, cats, in-line skating, dancing, drinking and fun fun fun
  • Lifestyle Status
    Open Relationship (if we like you)
  • I Live In:
    Chicago
  • Photo:
    We're the

Previous Fields


  • My Boat Is A:
    I don't have a boat. Don't even have a car.
  • My Boat Is A
    I Don't Own A Boat
  • My Dive Platform Is
    I Have No Boat, So No Dive Platform,
  • I Don't Have A Boat, BUT...
    We're witty, pretty and can make you laugh. We will also give you $$$
  • To Any Boat Captain That Will Host Me, To Help Towards Their Fuel & Expenses, I Will Donate:
    I Will Donate $200 To My Host Boat

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