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Ilikewives

Member Since 11 May 2011
Offline Last Active Dec 09 2013 08:54 PM
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#7802 BONUS EXTRA PARTY! October 12th - 14TH 2012 Weekend After Columbus Day Re...

Posted by Ilikewives on October 04 2012 - 12:40 PM

I plan on being there, as if that would make anyone's day! However, I found out that sealife filed a restraining order against me this past Monday. I'll bet my lawyer can beat up his lawyer so I'll know at the hearing Friday. Hopefully, Sealife won't show up to the heaing because he's eating bagels or something and I'll win by default...we'll see.

Zinfull, for whatever it's worth, By the time I saw you and your beautiful wife Saturday and swam out of the water to give you a handshake and a bottle of champainge...,champagege, champagne,,ah, shit, some of that bubbly stuff neither one of us wanna' drink but it makes a proper offering!!! You had left. I still have the bottle and handshake and hope to give both to you this next raft up.

I'm definately looking forward to at least one raft up where Fredrick isn't constantly trying to grab my gererals, gebitals. gerbils,.....ah you all know what I mean!

See you there all you sexy pirates!!!!!!


#7732 September 14th-16th 2012 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber P...

Posted by Ilikewives on September 12 2012 - 08:36 AM

Whoops! It seems I already came! Now I need a smoke and a nap! That happens sometimes when you get to be my age! Sealife, I say fuck those unsavory criminals! There's nothing like starting a trial hungover! I'll be tagging along on Miss Riley, unless Olaf gets tired of my ass, on Friday evening. Looking forward to wearing my new schoolgirl outfit! :Pirate:
And breaking in "It's All Good"


Butch


#7589 August 10th-12th 2012 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Part...

Posted by Ilikewives on July 28 2012 - 08:30 AM

You bet I'm coming! All I have to do is figure out how to get this ankle bracelet off without setting off the alarm! We're going to have a real motor on our dinghy so Sealife can stop kicking sand in my face too! I can't wait to see everyone...wait for it...wait for it...

Butch
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#7408 June 8th-10th 2012 Bikinis, Wienies & Martinis Naked Swinger's Regatt...

Posted by Ilikewives on June 01 2012 - 04:24 PM

BadNBlonde, I would love to join you guys on your boat for some nekked fun, however, it seems that the phone number Millie gave me connects to some 87 year old guy in Ohio that sells used bubble gum??? I must have copied the number down wrong! (999) 999-9999, right?

I'm stowing away on The Miss Riley and hopefully I can make That German Guy, Olaf, play hookey and leave early enough to get there Friday evening. If not, I'll be swimming from Haulover on Saturday morning. Dre said I could ride with him on his jet ski but he said I would have to drive with him riding...we all know that Dre sitting OR standing behind you is VERY dangerous!!!

Miss Riley is going to have A Top Secret Martini Recipe onboard and we look forward to seeing everyone for ANOTHER wonderful fun filled weekend!!! BTW Glenda, is there any way you ditch that guy Stu and hang out with me for the weekend?

Butch, ("At least I'm not as bad as Stacy")


#7200 March 9th-11th 2012 Naked Swinger's Full Moon Regatta And Sleep-Over Slum...

Posted by Ilikewives on March 05 2012 - 03:28 PM

Well HELL to the YEA! The Miss Riley will be at Temptation Island around 11:00-noon. Believe it or not, Olaf and Frauke are letting me tag along again! I guess being the only one that knows how to tie a knot has it's advantages! :lol:

My parole officer has given me a weekend pass so there shouldn't be a problem hanging out with all of the wonderful, sexy people at another kick ass BellaVitaBoatClub raft up!!! :funmeter2: Our pirate outfits are ready and thankfully, Frauke is the only one with a "Sexy" pirate outfit. However, I think my high heeled pirate boots are pretty sexy too, (Olaf doesn't agree).

There are going to be plenty of sexy, temporary tattoos onboard Miss Riley, feel free to stop by and get a set, (Of tattoos, that is), you have to have your own Ta Tas!!! :3D-emonicon086:

Can't wait to see everyone there!!!

Butch