Yes, Yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I am coming to the June Regatta!!!

These are THE greatest on-water parties EVER! BAR NONE!!!!!

So girls, get yourselves all dolled up, for, as the official regatta photographer, I will be aiming for you!!!!!!!!!! (of course ONLY if you wish to have your photo taken. Anyone not wanting their picture taken at these fabulous events, we can edit you out or crop your head off or just not take your photo. That's never a problem, so never be shy or worry about that, just let me know. Your wish is my command, your desires will be fulfillled (hmmm, how did i mean that....! )

Although, I don't quite know HOW a women gets all dolled up when she's already naked!!!!!
But hey! These girls certainly manage it all!!!

Pilot_Sailor.....

DAMN boy!!!!!!

you DO get around! I am imPRESSED!!!!!

What IS your secret!!!!!

Yes, Yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!

I am coming to the MAY Regatta!!!

These are THE greatest on-water parties EVER! BAR NONE!!!!!

So girls, get yourselves all dolled up, for as the official regatta photographer, I will be aiming for you!!!!!!!!!! (of course ONLY if you wish to have your photo taken. Anyone not wanting their picture taken at these fabulous events, we can edit you out or crop your head off or just not take your photo. That's never a problem so never be shy or worry about that, just let me know )

Although, I don't quite know HOW a women gets all dolled up when she's already naked!!!!! But Hey! These girls certainly manage it all!!!

2 DAYS!!!

2 DAYS!!!

UPDATE FOR ALL:

With just 2 days to the next regatta, its time... (drum role, please) to get all the shuttle drivers re-confirmed and lined up with your dates of arrival and time of departure from the Haulover Marine Center as well as anyone who will be going back to the docks at the end of saturday.

So far, this is the list of whom and what I know (if ANYONE else is
willing to help do some shuttling, speak up now, as we could use your help!


BuiltOnDreams

Adam (is once again) heading up the "caravan of sin" from Miami Beach, along with weekend guests ALESDANIE with the 57' sport fisherman NOMAD in tow, Friday afternoon around 4:00pm. We will be meeting on the water just north of Venetian EAST drawbridge and taking the scenic shore route up to the regatta location. We may even stop at Shuckers at 79st for Happy Hour (their wings are just awesome!!) to get the party started early, so if anyone else wants to join our "caravan of sin", let me know soon!!!! Tme's growing short!


Junglevines

Brian has an inflatable and will be at HMC at 9:00am
NOTE: I believe this first shuttle with Brian as Captain is FULL,
so if you're looking for a ride out in the morning, you may have
to wait for Brian's inflatable to come back for a second run.
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Crew4Jets (Tim) & Pilot_Sailor (Michael)

Tim is coming out Friday evening with Michael on Tim's
sailboat with the intention of picking up guests Saturday
morning. Expect a big bonfire on the beach at night!



Sebastian100 (CORRECTION ON TIME)

Sebastian will be coming out around 10:30-10:45am Saturday from HMC with the intention of only staying the day and departing the regatta sometime in the early evening (perhaps 7-8-ish), for anyone who would like a ride back to HMC in the evening (sometime after sunset).

Boatcpl

Hugh & Linda (again, if memory serves me correctly) will be arriving from HMC around 2pm if there are any couples that need to come in the afternoon.

Smokin_Man66

Anthony & Glenda - The DUDE of DUDES!!!!!!

One of THE most easy-going guys with a boat, I believe he will help fill in the gaps in the shuttle schedule if and when needed, and folks, can this guy GRILL!!!!!

If I have missed anyone or gotten my schedule of shuttles out of synch, let me know, so I can post any corrections/additions/subtractions in this post.


Remember, these shuttle rides are manned by volunteers, so unless you coordinate your shuttle ride through me, there is no guarantee you will get back when you want. BUT, if you coordinate your shuttle ride through me, I WILL make every effort to accommodate your needs, as there are usually a few people going to and fro, hither and yon, over the hill and through the woods, through oompah-loompa land and all sundry places in-between our party location (ridiculous, 'ain't I???) so I can get you out to the party and back again.

YOU ALL MUST HAVE A BOAT YOU ARE INVITED TO GO TO
AND STAY ON (even if you are not overnighting) as the shuttle boats will not be storing you or your belongings.

And PLEASE... be ON TIME at HMC, with your WAIVERS PRINTED, FILLED OUT and SIGNED, as they are your BOARDING PASSES!

Making your shuttle boat captain wait for your late arrival is not a good thing! It will cost you lots of brownie points!!!!!
Shuttle boat captains have very vivid imaginations when it comes to collecting their brownie points at Barbi's TOTALLY NAKED SWINGERS REGATTA

The shuttle captains are encouraged to ONLY WAIT 10 MINUTES OR SO as they also want to get out to the regatta and start their partying!

Lastly, we ask that all who seek a shuttle ride...
PLEASE BRING AT LEAST TWO BAGS OF ICE PER PERSON.
We can never have too much ice!

CAN YOU FEEL IT? CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE?????
YOWZA!!!!! FEEL THE LOVE!


Get started with your provisioning!

(CLICK ON THE LINK BELOW FOR YOUR WAIVERS)

[b]----->Waiver Form/Boardng Pass<-----

Hi guys!!! Lily & Tony (PANARICAN) here...first time cumming to this great event and needing a shuttle ride to the location and a boat to stay overnite on and just have a great time. Pics are posted here.
Hope someone with a boat will accomodate this humble & HORNY couple!!!!

Lilly & Tony,

Its great that you want to join us at the regatta, but you left out
some important information to coordinate your ride, such as:

What day do you intend to come? Are you looking for Friday evening
or Saturday morning?

Have you heard from anyone yet on your prior request?

And what of the other girl (or couple) that only speaks spanish...
are they still wanting to come along with you?

IF Saturday morning, there is a shuttle leaving Haulover Marine
center at 9:30am (Junglevine's shuttle boat will be there at 9:00am)

Lets start with this, and once I know more of your plans, we will
then try to figure out when on Sunday you want to go back.

Don't wait till the last minute! Please let me know who needs a shuttle ride from the docks, even if you've communicated directly with your ride.

PLEASE let me know who needs or has confirmed thier ride so we can try to take care of everyone else who is in need of a ride. Let me know day and time you will be available to be at the Haulover Marine Center (Junglevines, I already know you will be at the Haulover docks at 9am).

Remember, these shuttle rides are manned by volunteers, so unless you coordinate your shuttle ride through me, there is no guarantee you will get back when you want. BUT, if you coordinate your shuttle ride through me, I WILL make every effort to accommodate your needs, as there are usually a few people going to and fro, hither and yon, over the hill and through the woods and all sundry places in-between (ridiculous, 'ain't I???)
so I can get you out to the party and back again.

And PLEASE be ON TIME, with your WAIVERS PRINTED,
FILLED OUT and SIGNED, as they are your BOARDING PASSES!

Making your shuttle boat captain wait for your late arrival is not
a good thing! It will cost you lots of brownie points!!
And shuttle boat captains have very vivid imaginations when
it comes to collecting their brownie points at Barbi's TOTALLY
NAKED SWINGERS REGATTAS (although....groveling
sometimes works!!!!)

(CLICK ON LINK BELOW FOR YOUR WAIVER)

----->Waiver Form/Boardng Pass<-----

Well!!!!!

I, as they say, am SPOKEN for! Well, perhaps not me, but
my aft-berth is now off the market as i've just finished a wonderful chat
on the Bella Vita Live Chat section with danie of alesdanie , who are coming from god-knows-where in europe to fly in for the April regatta and stay on my boat. Hoo-Rah & Hallellujah!!

This is going to be one hell of a party and I am READY!!!!!!!

Hola, Previet, Hello, and Ciao to all!

We have the same kind of situation as the Florence couple, coming from abroad we need to jump aboard as crewmembers and mates!

Ale is heading over from Italy and I (dani) am flying up from Argentina, and are thrilled to see that we will be in Miami for the upcoming regatta! (In Miami from 8 - 23 April).

We missed the marvelous maritime madness last time we were in Miami and do not want to keep away from all the sexy wet-n-wild possibilities for fun this time around.

Unsure of the exact logistics concerning shuttling, sleep-overs and such (have to study up on this), we just know we are eager to pitch in -in every and all ways conceivable- and add to the already great atmosphere that seems to swell up over and over again like a wave that keeps growing!

So, if anyone has room onboard to help get us warmed up after a cold Russian and European winter, please count us in!


We are always alesdanie
<<<on sdc and of course on bellavita!>>>

(I think we would be number 23 on the list, which is our lucky number!)

.¸¸·´¯'·.¸¸.·´¯'·.¸ ><((((º>

Bonjourno, Bonjour, Bienvenut, Willkommen, _ d boas-vindas, Welkom, and as they also say in Brooklyn, NY: HOWYOUZE DOIN!!!!!!

And SINCE your going to be IN Miami from 8 April, it seems only logical that you take me up on my offer of staying on my boat. Since I live in South Beach, it will make your life a WHOLE lot easier if you meet me at my boat in Miami Beach and come up with me to the Regatta.

My boat is a 24 foot Searay Sundancer with a small, comfortable aft-cabin. IF your not as big and tall as Shaquille O'Neal, you will fit fine and be very comfortable.

Here is a link so you can take a virtual tour:

http://www.searay.co...;modelyear=2007

If you choose to wait for an offer from a bigger boat, well, you may find yourself being left behind on the docks because you waited too long to make up your mind!

So, since time is drawing near, let me know what your wishes
are and we will go from there.

Do NOT wait too long to decide... timing is everything,
all over the world its the same! The early bird catches the worm!

OK...! I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE THE NOMAD "ESCORTED" TO THE PARTY
NOT BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW THE WAY, BUT I ENJOY ARRIVING TOGETHER AT THE PARTY!

Actually John, you touch upon a great thought and fun idea with this...

So, I put it out here for consideration:

If anyone else departs from the Miami/Miami Beach area, and would like to join the "caravan of sin!", then let us know here on the boards, and perhaps we can make a go of it to get the party started early!

What we did last month was this:

I waited and met JOHN/SUZY just NORTH of the Venetian EAST drawbridge at around 3:30pm. Once they brought the Nomad through (excuse me,
the GIGANTIC Nomad), we started up the shoreline route (in season, until the end of April, the "ditch" has quite a few slow zones) and we make our way up to the Broad Causeway. Once we get north of the causeway,we continued on our way to the location, and idled out
until all the anchoring lines are set from the beach and secured.
We are then called in sequence for our raft-up position.
Once tied in, the next boat and next boat, etc. are called in until
we have our boats and their swim platforms all neatly lined up...
and then the fun begins... or continues!

HI FRED AND BARBIE,JOHN AND I ARE JOINING YOU AGAIN..FOR OUR SECOND RAFT-UP! WE WERE THINKING THAT WE WOULD LOVE TO BE THE DESSERT BOAT AND BRING THE ICE CREAM AND ALL THE TOPPINGS AND MAYBE WE COULD PUT WHIP CREAM AND SPRINKLES ON YOU BARBIE AND EVERYONE GET A LICK ....WE ARE SOOO EXCITED TO SEE EVERYONE AGAIN..AND LOOK FORWARD TO MAKING NEW FRIENDS.WE WILL BE BRINGING 'JOHNPHARM' ON OUR BOAT FOR THEIR FIRST RAFT UP....SEE YOU SOON..SUZEE/JOHN

Waitaminute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey John! (and Suzy too!)
Whatami, Chopped Liver???!!!!!!

Are we caravanning up to the Regatta again, or do you know how to
get there on your own...? Frankly, I enjoyed towing that huge jalopy of yours!!!!

Let me know if you want to caravan again... if not,
I will cry in my soup... or your luscious desserts!!!

Ice Cream? Don't forget the COOKIES N' CREAM variety!!!

We'll be happy to be a shuttle boat again.
Linda and Hugh

Hi Linda & Hugh-
If you don't mind, could you keep me posted on any offers and times you make your shuttle runs so we don't leave anyone out, as it helps me to coordinate rides to get everyone out who doesn't have a boat, or needs to come out if they have a boat to stay on.

Anyway, we are seeking someone to give us a shuttle ride to the regatta and someone to let us stay overnight on their boat; an invite A + C
Can someone please help us?
Kisses, Bobbie & Amanda (BOBBIEAMANDA on SDC)

Hi Bobbie and Amanda,
As the official "unofficial" official shuttle boat coordinator.... I can tell you this:
C first, it looks like you will have NO problem in finding a boat to stay on... you have an offer from Mark and Sandy, an offer from myself, and it seems, from others.

Now, as to A - getting you out to the regatta.... as we get closer to the date, I will be coordinating just who is coming when, and we will make sure we find SOMEONE to get you out to the regatta Saturday evening. FEAR NOT!!!!!!!!!

Your job will be to let me know ASAP WHAT TIME you will be at Haulover Marine Center, and if you have a cell phone to reach you on. TRY to make sure you create a time when you KNOW YOU WILL REALLY BE THERE, so we don't keep the boat captain
waiting, as this is an all-volunteer effort, and the boat captain wants to get himself and you both out to the regatta and start the partying!!!

CREW4JETS, can you let me know if you are staying overnight this month, and if you are available to pick up Bobbie and Amanda around 5-ish... or if there is anyone else that can do so, please let me know soon, so I can cooordinate an evening run to the docks. PLEASE DON'T DIRECTLY CONTACT A COUPLE THAT NEEDS A RIDE OUT WITHOUT LETTING ME KNOW AS WELL, so we can all work on the same page to get everyone out that needs a ride.