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Hello everyone! I'm Chris, a fun guy originally from Paris, France.


My friends would say I'm easy-going, genuine, spontaneous, inventive, funny, respectful, witty, very caring and definitely not a player.

Oh, and I almost forgot: I'm a millionaire.

I make all my money from selling small weapons to African countries. I fly them in with jets. One time the Nigerian government almost shot down my plane, but they missed, because their arms really suck... it was a near death experience, and I'm lucky to be alive.

And one time we hired a Russian crew, but they drank too much vodka. The pilot fell asleep and I had to take control of the plane. But I have no training whatsoever - it was a miracle that we didn't crash into Mt. Kilimanjaro. I also didn't have my contacts on, so it was hard to see where I was going. And the foot pedals were hard to use, but I figured them out, after a lot of turbulent shaking. Finally I landed the plane, and everyone cheered. It felt so wonderful to finally make it onto the ground. It had seemed like certain death.

And then we sold off our 16 crates of weapons to the African paramilitary guys, and had a wild party that night with local hookers. Good times. I also killed the Russians for almost killing us. Maybe I should find a new profession...

Ok, ok, maybe I exaggerated a little ...
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ACTIVITIES (for real):
Web Development and Internet Investment. I run 3 businesses. I'll tell you more when we chat. Or not. You decide...
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MY EDUCATION:
I have a Master in Business Administration (MBA).
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MY LANGUAGES:
Fluent in English, French, Polish and some German, Spanish and Italian.
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FAVORITE HOT SPOTS:
I traveled all around the world. The best place was Hawaii, I lived in south Maui for 6 years (I moved from there recently). I lived also in Tahiti (Bora-Bora) and Saint-Barth (Caribbeans).
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INTERESTS:

• Science (all fields of research)
• Watching (good) flicks
• Writing and thinking
• Art, Design and Photoshop
• Architecture
• Inventing new products
• Animals and nature
• Playing guitar and singing
• Crafting and DIYing
• Fashion and Design
• Politics and Philosophy
• Cooking
• Web Start-Ups, Investments
• Programming Languages
• Future of Internet (web3.0)
• Management and web consulting

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FAVORITE MUSIC:

> CONTEMPORARY
• Radiohead
• Muse
• Mika
• Sarah Slean
• Fiona Apple
• Jeff Buckley
• Amy Winehouse
• Tori Amos

> OLD STUFF
• Pink Floyd
• Led Zeppelin
• Queen
• David Bowie
• The Beatles
• Jimmy Hendrix
• U2
• Kate Bush
• Genesis
• Mushrooms

and many more ...

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FAVORITE TV SHOWS:

> DRAMA
• Dexter
• Shameless
• Weeds
• Californication
• The Riches
• Nip/Tuck
• Breaking Bad
• Lost
• Desperate Housewives

> COMEDY
• Curb your enthusiasm
• The Office
• Extras
• Big Bang Theory
• How I met your mother

and all time comedy classics such as :
• Seinfeld
• Bottom (genius Rick Mayall)
• Dream On
• Friends

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FAVORITE MOVIES:

• Drama: "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest"
• Fantasy: "Edward Scissorhands"
• Science-Fiction: "Blade Runner"
• Musical: "The Wall" (Pink Floyd)
• Romance: "Amélie Poulain"
• Action: "Point Break"
• Comedy: "Le Père-Noel est une ordure"
• Horror : "Rec" (spanish version)
• Thriller : "The Game"
• Epic: "Brazil"
• Historical: "Hero"

... anything by Emir Kusturica, and many more ...

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FAVORITE BOOKS:

My own script for a thriller movie! Required many drafts and corrections, though. Now seriously, of course french classics (Baudelaire, Victor Hugo, Voltaire etc..), but mostly philosophers (existentialism saved my life) such as Sartre, Descartes, Nietze and Kafka.

I consider myself as a sarcastic secular humanist.

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FAVORITE QUOTES:

• "The only thing I know, is that I know nothing" (socrates)

• "It's better to live a life full of remorses than regrets." (mine)

• "Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans" (john lennon)

• "There must be intelligent life somewhere in space, and possibly even on earth" (mine)

• "Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." (jean-paul sartre)

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MY ETHNICITY:
My mother is originally french and my father polish. I'm accidentally born in Casablanca, Morocco, when it was still a french colony.
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WHAT I'M DOING WITH MY LIFE:
Evolve, I guess ...
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I'M REALLY GOOD AT:
Quite a lot of things, after all. Including humility :-)
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THE FIRST THINGS PEOPLE NOTICE ABOUT ME:
My lips, my green/grey eyes, my sense of humor, and eventually my "on-demand" cute french accent.
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THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT:
Seeing, Hearing, Touching, Smelling, Tasting, and my 6th sense to find Gräfenberg spots.
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THE MOST PRIVATE THING I'M WILLING TO ADMIT HERE:
I'm way undervalued on the dating market and I meow to my cat.
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YOU SHOULD MESSAGE ME IF:
You are smart. I have a passion for intelligence, that applies to anything in life. Thus if you're cute and witty, add me as a friend, I can't wait to chat or meet in person.

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Wow, that was a long profile, wasn't it ?... What can I do, my muse wouldn't let me stop typing tonight.

Ok, now your turn!...