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fencerwilly

Member Since 31 Jul 2007
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In Topic: April 11th '08 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Party W...

April 04 2008 - 05:00 PM

:3D-emonicon063: Hey Folks,

Unfortunately life duties and some unexpected set of events will require that we bow out of this months regatta. :cry: We were really were looking forward to coming since its been a long while.

Fencerwilly, sorry but hope you kept looking for an alternative ride, as I suggested, in the event this happened.

Our apologies but hopefully June is our best case scenario from here. :thewave:

Have Fun!!!!!!!!!

B & G


Thanks Junglevines (those vines are lianas, aren't they?). You were most generous to offer, and I knew you might have to bow out; no problem. So I will remain dependent on the kindness of strangers, who one hopes, wont be strangers for long. In all honesty, there is at least a 50% chance I will have to fly to the left coast that weekend, but would like to establish a cordial relationship with a willing captain and distaff mate anyway as I will continue to seek passage to the regatta over the coming months. There is also a pretty good prospect I will have a single bi female on my arm next time, so stay tuned.

In Topic: April 11th '08 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Party W...

April 02 2008 - 08:50 PM

Once more into the breach, dear friends, once more I fling myself with reckless abandon upon the Bella Vita barricades, determined to breach the defences and finally attain the noblest goal a man can aspire to; not fame, fortune, Noble prizes, nor cures for cancer, but a solid acre of PUSSY! That is certainly an image to conjure with, you'll all agree.
Now picture the frustration on the faces of the owners of those pussies, as, in the wee hours of the morning, the captains and first mates perform their duties and fall exhausted but sated to the side, leaving . . . . . AT LEAST A HALF ACRE OF STILL HUNGRY PUSSY!
Cums now a stalwart single guy (ssg), to wit, me, to plunge in (so to speak), save the day and finally, completely satisfy the acre of pussy. (Outrageous claim, of course, I personally have only aquitted myself with a quarter acre of pussy, but it makes the point). I think you couples need an extra water boy, condom butler, pinch hitter, and all around man Friday; ahem, me.
Junglevines has very courteously volunteered to get me out to the raft-up on Saturdy and Sunday, for a day trip, and I will probably take them up on the offer, although my request here is to have one of you captains of a boat of some size to find a rope locker or sun pad for the fencer to crash upon.
As always, my standing offer to pitch in monetarily to offset your costs still stands.
Jokes aside, hope to see you all there, but if not, I wish you all the fun in the sun you can stand. :3D-emonicon084: Bill

In Topic: February 8th '08 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Party...

January 14 2008 - 05:17 AM

Folks, this tale will bring a tear to your eye, so have a hanky close by. I had posted as one of the ever popular single guy swingers for both Dec. and Jan., and watched (figuratively speaking) as both regattas sailed into the sunset. So on Satuday, I hied myself to Haulover, had a nice day working to eliminate my two toned tan, and returned home about mid afternoon to find, much to my consternation, an invitation from a nice captain, to join him on his yacht, THAT HAD ALREADY SAILED!! Oh, the Humanity, Ladies and Gentlemen, the Humanity. The gnashing of teeth, the rending of garments, the imprecations too horrible to repeat on a family site such as this! The irony of not checking the site the morning I left, after keeping watch for so long is almost too heavy a burden to bear (bare? No, that's later).
Ah, well, they say third time's a charm, so I will soldier on, and remain, as was poor Blanche, dependant on the kindness of strangers. Yes, I would like to attend, and I will be posting on the supplicant's page once again. My ardor is undiminished by this twist of fate, if anything, increased! I can almost smell the barbecue, and taste the suntan oil. See you swingers in Feb. - Fencer :funmeter2:

In Topic: January 11th '08 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Party...

December 05 2007 - 08:34 PM

Fencerwilly here, but you can call me just plain Bill. :3D-emonicon084:
I have a love of the sea and ships and all things associated with the ocean. I make my living managing the design of undersea stuff for the Navy, spent a year diving "for fun" in Vietnam (tell you about it when we meet), and crewed on an ocean racing yawl out of Ft. Lauderdale when I was in grad school at U of Miami.

Some of my other interests include: rock climbing and mountaineering, skiiing, fly fishing, flamenco guitar playing, and of course competitive fencing, (did I mention sex? Note to self, mention sex). I'm in terrific shape, no body hair, shaved balls, and a ribald and wide ranging sense of humor.
Do you have a pussy that needs attention? Long, slow, sensuous, tingling, toe curling attention? Then I am your man. I really like both sets of lips, long, slow, wet, soulful kisses that cause eyes to roll back and nipples to harden. Is that what you crave? Then I am your man. Some of the most fun I have ever had with my clothes off have been MFM with other couples, making it all about her, working smoothly as a tag team; it just flat blew me away, (to say nothing of what it did for her)! I could do that all weekend. Say, there's an idea . . . .

I'm working on scoring a single, willing, horny female companion, but right now I'm posting as a single sailor. As such, I'll need a ride out to the raft-up, and a place to crash for the night. If I get any takers, I'll chip in for the food and booze for the boat for the weekend up to say $150, plus act as your first (or second) mate, barbecue chef, condom butler for the orgy; just let me know what you need.

You will see a proper post in the "looking for a ride section" soon, but why wait? IM or email me now; snap me up quick before the other captains grab the goods! (Ok, a little over the top, but my needs are simple: 5'-9"" of deck to flake on, and a chance to pitch in and make the party a roaring, sex-sess, er, suck-sess, er, you get the picture).

In Topic: December 1st '07 Naked Swinger's Regatta And Sleep-Over Slumber Party...

November 21 2007 - 10:25 PM

we have a 28foot wellcraft . twin engines ... very comfortable for sleepovers ...between memorial day Islamorada , 4th of July Stuart sandbar, labor day Islamorada, 7 days of fantasy fest, 2 days at Universal city walk , just haven't been able to get to Miami .. but it looks real good finally,

we really miss Baja beach Club,, they closed our favorite "flasher friendly" club in west palm ,,still looking for a new "home" ,,

was hoping for 4 girls on board .... 1 canceled yesterday ... something about kids,,, c'mon gotta get priorities straight ,,

but still 3 as a possibilty .. and there is still 2 weeks to find a couple more ..

and maybe people here can can help us out .. we're struggling for a name for our boat ... gotta be subtle swinger name .. dual meaning ...any good good ideas ??? anyone ??

see ya on the 1st !! Looking forward to it ..

jenna and chris


Hi Jenna and Chris:
A few suggestions: How about "Wet Dream", or "Rockin' and Knockin'" or "Pok'er", or "Thanks for the Mammaries", or "Come Together" (and if you're really daring, "Cum Together"), or "Living in Style". If I get any more brain spasms, I'll send them along. And say, if you use one, can I get a ride out, and maybe a rope locker to sleep in? I'm a single guy newbie, looking to cage a ride. Anyway, hope to see you folks there. Bill